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Last Updated: 28.06.2025 00:51
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Next, they tried...
So they tried
What it is like to have sex with a relative woman?
Just Forget it!
share office space ...
Loons and Moons
Schizoids & Haemorrhoids
No go.
This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to
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Still no good
Nuts and Butts
Freaks and Cheeks
Why is the band Nickelback unliked so much?
Another attempt resulted in ...
Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)
No, not a chance
Why do nice guys rarely or never win?
Hysterias & Posteriors
Unacceptable again!
Everyone loved it.
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The town council was livid and insisted they change it.
Then came..
So, the docs changed it to read
Minds and Behinds
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones
—
No way
Still no good.
Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to
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Specializing in Odds & Ends.
Analysis & Anal Cysts
Thumbs down again.
Why do many men like women's breasts?
Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...
Lost Souls & Butt Holes
Catatonics & High Colonics
They put up a sign reading
Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...